Dear Young Actor,
I sincerely apologize for rehearsal today. I DO know what got into me. It was a fabulous cup of Guatemalan Nimac Kapeh from Cafe Grumpy. I know that usually learning 60 minutes worth of music should take a few hours so I understand you’re incredulity when we finished rehearsal in under 45 minutes. …And for that I am truly sorry.
(Note to self: Do NOT drink coffee and play piano simultaneously. It is not a good combination.)